Month: September 2025

ShadowLeak Zero-Click Flaw Leaks Gmail Data via OpenAI ChatGPT Deep Research Agent

Seriously? Another Fucking Leak Oh, For The Love Of… ShadowLeak. Right, listen up you lot. Some researchers – because apparently *they* don't have anything better to do – found a way to yank data out of Gmail accounts...

Security

Researchers Uncover GPT-4-Powered MalTerminal Malware Creating Ransomware, Reverse Shell

MalTerminal: Seriously? Another One? MalTerminal: Because Apparently Humans Aren't Bad Enough At Breaking Things Oh, joy. Researchers have found yet another piece of malware – they’re calling it MalTerminal – and surprise,...

Security

LastPass Warns of Fake Repositories Infecting macOS with Atomic Infostealer

LastPass is STILL a mess, apparently Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: LastPass & More Malware Right, listen up. Because some people *still* use LastPass (why?!), they need to hear this. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are setting...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several TP-Link devices – routers, extenders, the usual...

Canada dismantles TradeOgre exchange, seizes $40 million in crypto

Tradeogre? More Like Trade*garbage*, Honestly. Seriously, Another One Bites the Dust. Oh joy. Canada – yes, Canada – just shut down some crypto exchange called Tradeogre. Apparently, it was running without proper registration...

Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’

Ugh, Meta's Mess Again Seriously? Another Fucking Lawsuit for Meta Right, so listen up. Apparently, Meta – those geniuses who can’t seem to run a social media platform without being a dumpster fire – are getting sued...

One week left: Lock in discounted pricing for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things next month – September 30th to October 2nd in San Francisco. Like the...

How developers are using Apple’s local AI models with iOS 26

Apple's Local AI: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* They Care About On-Device AI? Right. So Apple finally decided to let developers actually use the AI stuff baked into iOS 26. Took them long enough. Apparently, they're letting folks...

Octopus Energy spins off its Kraken utility billing and AI platform

Octopus is... Splitting Up? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Octopus Energy Divides Itself Right. So, apparently, the bright sparks at Octopus Energy – you know, the ones who thought it was a good idea to make energy...

Meta Ray-Ban Display and everything else unveiled at Meta Connect 2025

Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 25th. Apparently, they...