Month: September 2025

Notion launches agents for data analysis and task automation

Notion's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Want to Be Useful? Right. So Notion, that glorified digital notepad people inexplicably love, has decided it wants to be... an automation platform? Seriously? After years of being a pretty...

Jensen Huang Wants You to Know He’s Getting a Lot Out of the ‘Fantastic’ Nvidia-Intel Deal

Ugh, Another Partnership... Seriously? Nvidia and Intel Are "Working Together" Now. Fantastic. Oh joy. As if the semiconductor world wasn't already a clusterfuck of proprietary bullshit, Nvidia and Intel have decided to hold...

Move Aside, Chatbots: AI Humanoids Are Here

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? Humanoid Robots Now. Fantastic. Right, so apparently just churning out endless streams of text-spewing chatbots wasn't enough to ruin everything. No, *now* we need robots that look like people....

How AI startups are fueling Google’s booming cloud business

Google's Cloud: Still Alive, Thanks to Idiots Seriously? Google's Cloud is Doing *Well* Now? Oh, joy. Apparently, Google’s cloud business isn’t circling the drain entirely thanks to a bunch of AI startups throwing money at it...

Huawei announces new AI infrastructure as Nvidia gets locked out of China

Huawei's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Huawei Thinks It Can Do AI Now. Oh, great. So, because the US (rightfully) slapped Nvidia with export restrictions, Huawei’s decided it’s suddenly a goddamn AI infrastructure powerhouse....

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Google Patches Chrome Zero-Day CVE-2025-10585 as Active V8 Exploit Threatens Millions

Chrome's Still Shitty - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Keep Your Browser Secure) Oh, *Another* Chrome Zero-Day. Fantastic. Right, listen up, you lot. Google’s had to slap a patch on Chrome again. CVE-2025-10585 is the...

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Alex Ryan: From zero chill to quiet confidence

Ugh, Another "Inspirational" Story Seriously? This Again. Right, so some dude named Alex Ryan used to be a complete screw-up – apparently bouncing between jobs like a ping pong ball and generally being useless in the...

Security

How CISOs Can Drive Effective AI Governance

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently everyone's freaking out about AI now and CISOs (Chief Information Security Officers – as if *they* don’t have enough on their plates) are supposed to...

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SilentSync RAT Delivered via Two Malicious PyPI Packages Targeting Python Developers

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: SilentSync RAT Right, listen up. Some clowns are pushing malware – a Remote Access Trojan called SilentSync – through the Python Package Index (PyPI). PyPI. Seriously?...

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CountLoader Broadens Russian Ransomware Operations With Multi-Version Malware Loader

Ugh, Another One Seriously? CountLoader is STILL at it. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some godforsaken piece of malware called CountLoader – seriously, the name sounds like a failed accounting...