Month: September 2025

SystemBC malware turns infected VPS systems into proxy highway

SystemBC: Another Fucking Headache SystemBC: Seriously? More of *this* shit. Oh, joy. Some new malware called SystemBC is going around turning vulnerable VPS systems into proxy servers for… you guessed it, more malicious crap....

UK arrests ‘Scattered Spider’ teens linked to Transport for London hack

Ugh, More Kids Ruining Everything Seriously? *Teenagers* Hacked Transport for London. Right, listen up. Apparently, the UK police have rounded up a couple of absolute morons – teenagers, naturally – who were part of that...

Global AI adoption—Europe is only a bystander in the US-China AI race

Europe's AI Fiasco - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, Great. Europe's Screwed. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. This article – and I use that term *loosely* because it’s just stating the bleeding obvious –...

Google Ventures doubles down on dev tool startup Blacksmith just 4 months after its seed round

Blacksmith? More Like Black*Shit* Google Throws *More* Money at Another Dev Tool Startup. Seriously. Oh, joy. Google Ventures – because apparently they have absolutely no idea what they're doing with their own developer tools...

Sonair built its 3D ultrasonic sensor with robotic safety in mind

Sonair Sensor: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another Sensor. Right, so some company called Sonair – seriously, the name sounds like a bad 80s synth band – has built a 3D ultrasonic sensor for...

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Is Bananas for Google Gemini’s AI Image Generator

Huang's Nano-Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Jensen Huang is Obsessed With Tiny Things, Apparently Right. So, apparently Nvidia’s Jensen Huang has decided that the future isn't about bigger GPUs, it's about smaller...

Lovable co-founder and CEO Anton Osika on building one of the fastest-growing startups in history at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Another Startup. Seriously? This Again. Right, so some trust-fund baby named Anton Osika built a company called "Lovable" – because apparently subtlety is *dead*. They make AI companions, shocker. And everyone's losing...