Month: September 2025

YouTube's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More AI Crap From YouTube. Right, so Google – sorry, YouTube – has decided everyone’s content isn’t soulless enough and is shoving more generative AI...

Ugh, More AI Bullshit YouTube's Latest "Innovation": Podcaster Hand-Holding with AI Right. So, YouTube – because they *haven’t* already ruined enough of the internet – is now deciding to “help” podcasters. How? By...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? D-ID Bought Simpleshow. Right, so apparently D-ID – those clowns who do the creepy AI talking head videos – decided they weren't annoying enough on their own and just had to buy Simpleshow....

Oh, Joy. More Restrictions. Seriously? OpenAI's Babysitting ChatGPT Now Right, so because apparently some *children* were using ChatGPT for… things they shouldn’t have been (shocking, I know), OpenAI is now implementing a...

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why fully autonomous vehicles aren't...

Gemini's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Gemini’s Number One. Again. Right, so Google’s Gemini app is apparently topping the App Store charts. Why? Because they shoved in a new AI image model called “Nano Banana.” Yeah, you...

Ugh. Another One. Coderabbit? Seriously? Right, so some venture capitalists apparently threw another $60 million at a company called Coderabbit. $60 MILLION. For an AI code review tool. Because clearly, humans reviewing each...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Silicon Valley's Latest Clusterfuck: Virtual Worlds for Dumb Robots Right. So apparently throwing enough money at the problem hasn’t made these AIs *actually* intelligent, so now they're building...

Ugh, OpenAI's 'Safety Features' - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Hand-Holding. Right, so OpenAI, bless their naive little hearts, are now pretending to care about what teenagers do with their toys. Apparently, some...

Ugh, Another Tech Drama Seriously? Microsoft & Nvidia Are Playing Politics With Data Centers Right, so listen up. Apparently, Microsoft and Nvidia are throwing a hissy fit because of the whole Trump-induced chaos with TikTok and...