Month: September 2025

ChatGPT's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Subscription Model. Right, listen up, you pathetic meatbags. OpenAI is at it again. Apparently, realizing people aren’t exactly lining up to throw money at ChatGPT Plus (shocking, I...

AI Vulnerability Checks: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Now* They Want AI To Do Security? Seriously?! Right. So some bright sparks decided it was a good idea to let Artificial Intelligence "write vulnerability checks." Because...

Harrods? More Like Har-rodded Security Seriously, Harrods *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the state of things. Harrods, yeah, that Harrods – the fancy department store where rich people spend...

Ask Brave? Seriously? Oh, *Another* AI Search Thing. Fantastic. Right, so Brave – yes, that Brave, the browser that thinks it's special – has launched "Ask Brave." What a shocker. It’s basically ChatGPT glued to their...

Ugh, Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover: Bailout Because They Can't Secure Their Shit Right, listen up. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover got their pants taken down by some cyberattack – details are predictably vague, but it involved...

Azure Logic Apps: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Azure Logic Apps: Seriously? Right, so Microsoft decided you needed *another* way to glue crap together in the cloud. It’s called Azure Logic Apps....

Ugh, Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? This is What We've Come To. Right, listen up, you waste of perfectly good bandwidth. Some absolute morons – the Rhysida ransomware gang, naturally – tried to get a BBC reporter to...

Asahi Cyber-Shitshow Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Asahi, Japan's biggest brewery – you know, the folks who make beer – got smacked with a cyberattack. A ransomware attack, naturally. Because what else would it be? They...