Month: September 2025

Seriously? Chaos Mesh is a Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Chaos Mesh Is Broken. Again. Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code) found a whole heap of problems in Chaos Mesh...

Ugh. Seriously? Why You Need MFA That Doesn't Suck - A Summary (Because Apparently People Still Fall For This Shit) Right, listen up you lot. Some "security expert" – and I use that term *very* loosely – is flapping their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Vane Viper and Fucking Ad Networks Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "Vane Viper" – original name, right? – are apparently using the...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Supply Chain Attack. Right, so some chuckleheads have unleashed a self-replicating worm – they're calling it "Shai-hulud" because apparently naming malware after giant sandworms is clever...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, Joy. More Kubernetes Bullshit. Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who poke at things until they break and then demand attention) found a couple of *critical* vulnerabilities in Chaos...