Month: September 2025

VMware Certifications: A Waste of Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Tell You About VMware Security... Right. So apparently, some security "experts" – and I use that term loosely – have figured out that knowing what the hell...

Windows Updates: Because Fucking Things Up Is Apparently a Feature Seriously? More Windows Bullshit. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: complete lack thereof), shoved out some September updates that have royally...

WMIC is Going to Hell (Thanks, Microsoft) Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck: WMIC Is Officially Dead Oh, joy. As if Windows wasn’t unstable enough, Microsoft has decided to remove Windows Management Instrumentation Command-line...

Ugh, Another Supply Chain Mess Seriously? More JavaScript Bullshit. Right, so some idiot(s) managed to inject malicious code into 187 NPM packages. One hundred and eighty-seven. It wasn't just a simple injection either; this crap...

Google Cleans Up Another Mess (Ugh) Seriously? *Another* Android Malware Cleanup? Right, so Google had to go and yank 224 apps from the Play Store. Two hundred and freaking twenty-four! Apparently, these weren't delivering cat...

Copilot is Here. Fucking Great. Microsoft Shoves Copilot Down Your Throat (Again) Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of subscription revenue – have finally rolled out...

BreachForums Admin Gets Another Slap on the Wrist Seriously? Three Years?! Oh, joy. The admin of BreachForums, that festering pit of stolen data and general internet scum, Konstantin "LostBytes" Nizovik, got resentenced to three...