Month: September 2025

USA Today Enters Its Gen AI Era With a Chatbot

USA Today's AI Debacle - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. USA Today Has a Chatbot. Right, so Gannett – the soul-crushing media conglomerate that owns USA Today – has unleashed a generative AI chatbot...

Time’s running out to volunteer at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: You've Been Warned Seriously? Still Need Volunteers for This Shitshow? Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is looming, and apparently they *still* haven’t managed to find enough suckers – I mean, “volunteers”...

Hundreds of Google AI Workers Were Fired Amid Fight Over Working Conditions

Google's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Seriously? Google Fired People For... *This*? Oh, joy. More corporate bullshit. So, apparently Google decided to yeet a bunch of people – hundreds, mind you...

China says Nvidia violated antitrust regulations

China's Little Tantrum Oh, *Now* They Care About Antitrust? Seriously. Right, so China’s decided that Nvidia – yeah, that Nvidia, the one they’ve been happily sucking up GPUs from for years – suddenly violated antitrust...

OpenAI upgrades Codex with a new version of GPT-5

Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI "Upgrade" Seriously? More Code Monkeys? Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash another iteration of their code-spewing monstrosity, Codex, now powered by GPT-5. Because apparently the world needs even...

Inside the Shift at Disrupt: Building Community and Scaling in the AI Era

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups *Now* Figuring This Out? Right, so apparently a bunch of overfunded, late-stage startups are just now realizing that "build it and they will come" doesn't work when everyone else is...

The 9 most sought-after startups from YC Demo Day

YC Demo Day Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Batch of Overfunded Dreams Right, so some VC money-bags gathered for Y Combinator's "Demo Day" and predictably threw cash at nine startups. Nine. Like...

How AI Is Upending Politics, Tech, the Media, and More

AI Summit? More Like AI Shitshow Oh, *Great*. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so some fancy people gathered at the Wired AI Summit to wring their hands about… what a shocker… the mess they've created with artificial...

Security

HiddenGh0st, Winos and kkRAT Exploit SEO, GitHub Pages in Chinese Malware Attacks

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: HiddenGh0st is STILL at it. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some Chinese-backed (surprise, surprise) operation – they’re calling it HiddenGh0st, original name I know...

Security

AI-Powered Villager Pen Testing Tool Hits 11,000 PyPI Downloads Amid Abuse Concerns

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AI "Pen Testing" Now. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to release an AI-powered pen testing tool called 'Villager'. It basically lets anyone – and I mean anyone – generate payloads...