Month: September 2025

Windows 11 Audio? Still a Fucking Mess, Apparently. Microsoft "Fixes" Windows 11 Audio Issues (Yeah, Right) Oh joy. Microsoft *finally* acknowledged the audio problems plaguing Windows 11 – you know, the ones they pretended...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Still Relying on the NVD?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some people still think waiting for the National Vulnerability Database (NVD) to tell them about security holes is a good...

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Forced Update From Microsoft Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean blatant disregard for user autonomy), is shoving Copilot – that AI...

Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? You Idiots Still Using *Those* Versions of Exchange?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft is finally pulling the plug on Exchange 2016 and 2019 in a month. October 31st, mark your...

NTLM is Dying (Good Riddance) Seriously? Still Using NTLM in 2024? Ugh. Fine, I'll summarize this for you people who apparently haven’t upgraded since Windows XP. Microsoft is *finally* getting serious about killing off NTLM...

Phoenix Attack: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake - Another Memory Bug Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people with too much time and a frankly disturbing fascination with RAM) have found another way to screw up...

Finwise Breach - Ugh. Another Fucking Data Leak. Seriously? Right, listen up. Some dipshit at Finwise, a third-party vendor for American First Finance (AFF), decided to be spectacularly incompetent – or malicious, who the hell...

Google's Law Enforcement Portal? More Like a Law *Breach* Portal Seriously?! Google Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of the tech giants. Apparently, some hackers – and I use that term loosely for...