Month: September 2025

FBI Warns of UNC6040 and UNC6395 Targeting Salesforce Platforms in Data Theft Attacks

Seriously? Another Breach? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. More Hackers. Right, listen up you lot. The FBI – yes, those clowns – have issued a warning about two groups, lovingly nicknamed UNC6040 and UNC6395 (because apparently...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Fortinet,...

Samsung patches actively exploited zero-day reported by WhatsApp

Samsung Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Samsung Had *Another* Zero-Day. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clever clogs over at WhatsApp found a zero-day vulnerability in a bunch of Samsung Galaxy devices –...

Man gets over 4 years in prison for selling unreleased movies

Seriously? Four Years For *Movies*? This Guy. Seriously. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… some dipshit named Brandon Beckwith just got 4 years and 3 months in federal prison because he was selling pre-release movies...

The first three things you’ll want during a cyberattack

Cyberattack Prep? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Want to Be Prepared? Right. So you've let your security lapse and some script kiddie (or worse) is poking holes in your network. Fantastic planning, geniuses. This article – because...

Windows 11 23H2 Home and Pro reach end of support in 60 days

Ugh, Windows 11 Again Seriously? Another End of Support Notice. Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft is killing off support for Windows 11, version 23H2 (Home and Pro) on October 8th, 2024. Sixty days from now, basically. Sixty!...

CISA warns of actively exploited Dassault RCE vulnerability

Dassault Systems Vulnerability - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Dassault Systems is Leaking Like a Sieve. Right, listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – are...

New HybridPetya ransomware can bypass UEFI Secure Boot

HybridPetya: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? HybridPetya. *Another* One. Oh, joy. Some chuckleheads have cooked up a new ransomware variant called HybridPetya that manages to bypass UEFI Secure Boot. Yeah, you heard me right....

Add ChatGPT MCP server—Another setback for OpenAI

Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Clusterfuck. Seriously? ChatGPT & Minecraft Servers – What a Fucking Disaster Right, so OpenAI decided it was a *brilliant* idea to let ChatGPT play Minecraft. Because apparently solving actual problems...

Perplexity reportedly raised $200M at $20B valuation

Perplexity? More Like Perplexing Waste of Money Seriously?! Another VC Dump into a Chatbot. Oh, joy. Perplexity, that search-adjacent chatbot thingy, just snagged another $200 million. Two *hundred* million dollars. At a...