Month: September 2025

A California bill that would regulate AI companion chatbots is close to becoming law

California's AI Nanny State - Ugh. Seriously? California is at it AGAIN. Right, so some geniuses in Sacramento decided that people are too STUPID to understand they’re talking to a *chatbot*. A bill – AB 1362, if you...

Apple’s new live translation feature for AirPods won’t be available in the EU at launch

Apple's EU Screw-Up: Live Translation Delayed (Because Of Course) Seriously? Apple’s New Feature is Broken Before It Even Starts. Oh, joy. Another brilliant move from the fruit company. They announced a shiny new live...

Box CEO Aaron Levie on AI’s ‘era of context’

Levie's Latest Rant (Summarized, Because I Have Better Things To Do) Box is Apparently Still a Thing. And Levie Has Opinions. Right, so Aaron Levie, the guy from Box – yes, that Box – is flapping his gums again about AI....

Humanoids, AVs, and what’s next in AI hardware with Waabi and Apptronik at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Robots. Right, so apparently a bunch of people gathered at "TechCrunch Disrupt" to wank about robots and AI hardware. Fantastic. As if we don't have...

FTC launches inquiry into AI chatbot companions from Meta, OpenAI, and others

FTC's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Chatbots Oh, *Now* They Care? FTC Investigates AI Companions. Right, so the goddamn Federal Trade Commission – those paragons of proactive regulation – have finally decided to poke their noses...

Security

AsyncRAT Exploits ConnectWise ScreenConnect to Steal Credentials and Crypto

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AsyncRAT Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some script kiddies – and let’s be real, that’s all they are – are using the AsyncRAT remote access trojan to pwn...

Security

Fake Madgicx Plus and SocialMetrics Extensions Are Hijacking Meta Business Accounts

Seriously?! Another Browser Extension Disaster Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I mean morons – are installing dodgy Chrome extensions called "Madgicx Plus" and "SocialMetrics". They...

Security

SonicWall SSL VPN Flaw and Misconfigurations Actively Exploited by Akira Ransomware Hackers

Seriously? SonicWall *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: SonicWall SSL VPN is STILL a Disaster Right. So, apparently some morons at SonicWall haven’t learned their lesson. Another goddamn vulnerability in their SSL VPN...

Security

Cracking the Boardroom Code: Helping CISOs Speak the Language of Business

Seriously? Another Article About This... Oh, Joy. More Hand-Holding for Executives. Right, so apparently some "experts" have noticed CISOs are having trouble talking to the suits. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. The...

Security

Cyberattack on Kazakhstan’s Largest Oil Company Was ‘Simulation’

Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, so some Russian APT group – because of course it’s a Russian APT group – decided to have a little "simulation" inside KazMunayGas, Kazakhstan's biggest oil company. A “simulation,”...