Month: September 2025

Seriously?! Another NPM Screwup You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me: NPM is STILL Broken Oh, joy. More security bullshit because some idiot couldn’t secure their goddamn dependencies. Apparently, 20 wildly popular npm packages...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Crypto Bullshit. Right, so some script kiddies – and let's be real, it has to be script kiddies – are abusing misconfigured Docker APIs to shove cryptojacking malware onto unsuspecting systems...

Seriously? This Again? Oh, Joy. Another Article About Budgets. Right, so apparently some CISOs – the supposed defenders of everything digital – are having trouble getting money for security. Shocking. Absolutely fucking...

ClickFix? More Like Click*Fuck*. A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously, Another One. Oh joy. Another malware campaign. This time it's a piece of crap called "ClickFix" evolving from the already-annoying MostereRAT. Apparently,...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? Another Fucking Problem. Right, so apparently some geniuses (and I use that term *very* loosely) have unleashed a swarm of "Shadow AI Agents" onto the internet. What are they? Basically,...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: RatOn is a Thing Right. So some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to stare at malware all day) found another Android RAT called RatOn. Big surprise. It’s spreading...

The AI Fix #67 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, listen up. This article – and I use that term *loosely* – details two separate piles of steaming garbage...

Seriously? Another Fucking Phishing Thing Axios Abuse & M365 Phishing: You're All Doomed. Oh, joy. More idiots getting phished. Apparently, some script kiddies (and probably nation-state actors, let’s be real) are abusing Axios...

Ugh, Another Fucking Phishing Thing Seriously? Salty2FA is Now a Problem. Right, so some script kiddies – and let's be real, that’s what they are – have decided basic phishing wasn't annoying enough. They've cooked up...

Ugh, Another Month, Another Pile of Microsoft Shite Seriously? More Patches?! Right, so Microsoft decided September wasn't peaceful enough and dumped a whole heap of security updates on us. Like we don’t have anything better to...