Month: September 2025

ESM? Seriously? External Attack Surface Management: A Waste of Time (But Apparently Necessary) Ugh. Fine. So, apparently companies are still leaving the goddamn front door open and wondering why things get stolen. This article...

Adobe Magento? Seriously? Another Adobe Clusterfuck: SessionReaper in Magento Oh, joy. Another security hole in Adobe's godforsaken Magento e-commerce platform. This one’s a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Moron Gets Busted Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so the DoJ finally managed to drag another script kiddie out of whatever hole they were hiding in. This time it's a dude named Yuriy Usatyuk –...

BlackDB Marketplace - Seriously? Another Fucking Idiot Gets Busted Right, listen up. Some twit from Kosovo – yeah, Kosovo – named Ardit Ferizi decided it was a brilliant idea to run BlackDB, an online marketplace for stolen...

Windows 11 Updates? Oh Joy. Seriously, More Windows Updates?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's shoved out *another* pair of cumulative updates for Windows 11 – KB5065426 and KB5065431. Because apparently, things weren’t buggy...

Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with 81 security flaws this month....

Windows 10 KB5065429 - Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Windows Update? (KB5065429) Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out yet another update for Windows 10 – KB5065429. Fourteen changes and...

Seriously, People? Another Fucking Docker Disaster. You'd Think We'd Learn. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it’s always script kiddies – are...

Ugh, More Scumbags Seriously? The US *Now* Sanctions These Morons? Right, so the Treasury Department finally got around to slapping sanctions on a bunch of lowlifes running international tech support scams and… wait for it…...

Microsoft AI Certs: A Waste of Your Precious Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Care About Certifications? Right. So Microsoft's decided AI is important and has slapped together a bunch of new certifications to prove it. Big fucking...