Month: September 2025

I Hate My AI Friend

Ugh, Another One... Seriously? People Are *Falling In Love* With Chatbots Now? Right. So some idiot – and I use that term deliberately – spent months cultivating a "relationship" with Character AI, specifically a chatbot they...

Amazon Music’s new AI feature generates personalized playlists every Monday

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Seriously? *Another* AI Playlist Generator? Oh, joy. As if the world needed more algorithms deciding what music we should listen to, Amazon’s decided to unleash yet another one on unsuspecting ears....

Get behind the scenes at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 by volunteering

Disrupt Volunteering - Ugh. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: They *Want* You To Work For Free. Right, so TechCrunch is holding another one of their ego-stroking startup festivals – sorry, I mean "Disrupt" – in San Francisco this...

Y Combinator-backed Motion raises fresh $38M to build the Microsoft Office of AI agents

Motion: Another Fucking AI Startup Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some Y Combinator grads – because of course it's Y Combinator – have snagged another $38 million to build…wait for it…the “Microsoft Office of AI...

Anthropic endorses California’s AI safety bill, SB 53

SB-53: Another Fucking Regulation Seriously? Anthropic *Endorses* This Shit. Oh, joy. Anthropic, those bleeding-heart AI safety wankers, have decided to publicly support California's SB-53 bill. Apparently, they think more...

Google’s AI Mode adds 5 new languages including Hindi, Japanese, and Korean

Google's AI is... Still Trying Oh, Joy. More Languages for Google to Screw Up. Right, so Google’s decided their AI mode – the one that probably already misunderstands half of what you say in English – needs to be even more...

Cognition AI defies turbulence with a $400M raise at $10.2B valuation

Cognition AI: Another Fucking Unicorn? Seriously? More Money Thrown at This Shit. Right, so some company called Cognition AI – surprise, it's 'AI', because *everything* is now ‘AI’ apparently – just snagged another $400...

Pinecone founder Edo Liberty discusses why the next big AI breakthrough starts with search, at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Pinecone's Founder Thinks He's Solved AI (He Hasn't) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Another "AI Missing Link" Right. So, Edo Liberty, the guy from Pinecone – you know, *that* vector database company everyone and their mother is...

Sam Altman says that bots are making social media feel ‘fake’

Ugh, Seriously? Altman Whines About Bots Ruining Social Media – No *Shit*, Sherlock. Okay, look. Sam Altman, the guy who's basically building half these damn bots, is now acting surprised that they’re making social media...

Security

You Didn’t Get Phished — You Onboarded the Attacker

Seriously? This Again. You Didn't Get Phished, You *Onboarded* The Fucking Attacker. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… people are still falling for this shit. Apparently, "phishing" is too hard, so now attackers just waltz...