Month: September 2025

Ransomware? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Want to Prevent Ransomware. Right. So, after years of letting the digital barbarians waltz through your networks like they own the fucking place, Cisco Talos is publishing a guide...

Seriously? Another Week of This Crap You Want a Summary? Fine. Here's Your Fucking Summary. Oh, joy. Another week, another pile of security disasters. Apparently, Drift got spectacularly owned – user data leaked, the whole nine...

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More of *This* Shit. Oh joy. Apparently, the chuckleheads over at UNC4841 – who they're calling "Salt Typhoon" because naming things is apparently harder than actually hacking...

Ugh. Another Security Blog Post. Seriously? HTTP Request Signatures. Right, so some chuckleheads are whining about needing a way to reliably identify legitimate HTTP requests because…apparently, firewalls and basic sanity...

Ugh, Another Vulnerability Management Disaster Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Right, so some "experts" at Rapid7 have noticed something *shocking*: companies are still terrible at patching vulnerabilities. Like,...

Seriously? Another One. GPUGate: Because Apparently, People Still Click Things Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some script kiddie decided it was a *good idea* to distribute malware – they're calling it "GPUGate" because...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? *Another* One?! Right, listen up. Some idiot had their GitHub account pwned. Not just any account, but one with access to build systems for Salesloft and Drift. Because apparently, nobody thinks...

Salesloft? More Like Failsoft. Seriously?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another company thinking they're secure because... reasons. Apparently, Salesloft – you know, the sales engagement platform everyone and their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

MostereRAT: Seriously? MostereRAT: Another Fucking Headache Oh joy. Another malware family. This one's called MostereRAT, because apparently naming things creatively is *hard*. It’s a Remote Access Trojan (RAT) that's been...