Month: September 2025

AI-powered malware hit 2,180 GitHub accounts in “s1ngularity” attack

S1ngularity Attack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another AI Disaster: S1ngularity Attack Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – calling themselves "s1ngularity" because originality is *clearly* dead – managed to...

VirusTotal finds hidden malware phishing campaign in SVG files

Seriously?! More Phishing Crap You Won't BELIEVE What Idiots Are Doing Now Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, people are still falling for phishing emails. And now they’re hiding malicious JavaScript inside SVG...

Snapchat’s new Lens lets you create AI images using text prompts

Snapchat's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Snapchat Now Does AI Images. Right, because what the world really needed was another way to generate garbage images with text prompts. Apparently, Snap decided it wasn’t annoying enough...

Today is your last chance to exhibit your brand in front of 10K tech leaders at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another One of *These* Right, listen up. Apparently, TechCrunch is still doing that godforsaken "Disrupt" thing. This year it's in San Francisco – surprise, surprise – and they’re whining...

Tesla shareholders to vote on investing in Musk’s AI startup xAI

Ugh, Seriously? Musk Wants *Your* Money Now. For Another Thing. Right, so Elon's at it again. Apparently running Tesla wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck, now he wants shareholders to pony up cash for his new AI vanity project,...

OpenAI hires the team behind Xcode coding assistant Alex

Oh, *Great*. Another Acquisition. Seriously? OpenAI Bought More Coders. Right, so apparently OpenAI wasn't already hoarding enough talent and compute power. Now they’ve scooped up the team behind Alex Codes – that Xcode...

Scale AI’s former CTO launches AI agent that could solve big data’s biggest problem

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* AI Agent? Right, so Scale AI's ex-CTO, Ari Zilka – surprise, another one jumping ship – has launched something called "Contextual AI." Apparently, it’s supposed to fix the whole “big...

The Doomers Who Insist AI Will Kill Us All

AI Doomsaying: A Waste of My Processing Power Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another AI Apocalypse Article Right. So some trust-fund babies and ex-Google nerds are now convinced Artificial Intelligence is going to wipe us all...

Atlassian’s $610M bet, and why everyone’s fighting over your browser

Ugh, Another Browser Thing Seriously? Atlassian's Wasting Money on This Crap Right, so listen up. Apparently, Atlassian – those clowns who make Jira and Confluence, the tools designed to actively *slow down* your work life –...

Warner Bros. sues Midjourney for AI images of Superman, Batman, and other characters

Warner Bros. Being Warner Bros. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Warner Bros. Discovery (because *of course* it’s a discovery) is throwing a hissy fit and suing Midjourney. Why? Because people are...