Month: September 2025

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? GhostRedirector. *GhostRedirector*. Okay, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in – get this – 65 different Windows servers. Sixty-five! You'd think someone would have...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Phishing. *Again*. Right, so Talos – those guys who get paid to look at the crap I could do in my sleep – noticed some goddamn phishing campaigns ramping up....

APT28 is at it Again, You Idiots Seriously? *Another* Phishing Campaign. Oh joy. Like we don't have enough problems, the Russian APT28 group – yeah, those assholes – are now slinging a new Outlook backdoor called "NotDoor" at...

Ugh, Another China Thing Seriously? *Another* Chinese Data Grab? Right, so the Czechs are whining – and rightfully so, frankly – about China systematically hoovering up personal data. Not just some random script kiddie stuff...

Seriously?! Another Phishing Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Phishing Empire Was Hiding in Plain Sight Right, so listen up. Apparently some goddamn phishing-as-a-service operation – they’re calling it “Phishing...

Ugh, Another Certification. Seriously? Seriously? *Another* Cybersecurity Certification Right, so ISC2 – you know, the folks who think CCNA-level stuff is "expert" territory – have decided there's a shortage of Digital...

Seriously?! Chinese Hackers... Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Chinese Hackers Gaming Google. Right, listen up. Some goddamn Chinese state-sponsored hackers – because *of course* it's state-sponsored – are manipulating...

Bridgestone Got Pwned - Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another One. Bridgestone Americas is Screwed. Right, so apparently Bridgestone Americas – you know, the tire people? – got hit with a cyberattack. Shocking. Absolutely fucking...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh, Another Sitecore Mess Seriously? *Another* Sitecore Problem?! Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term loosely – found a zero-day in Sitecore. A zero-day, you understand. Meaning some idiot left the...