Month: September 2025

Channel Strategy? Ugh. Channel Strategy: A Waste of Everyone's Time (According to Me) Right, so some marketing dipshits decided everything needs a "strategy." This one’s about how you sell stuff – not *making* stuff, mind...

Channel Partners? Ugh. Channel Partners: A Waste of Everyone's Time (Probably) Right, so you want to know about "channel partners"? Fine. It boils down to this: vendors – the companies actually *making* stuff – are too lazy...

Microsoft Screws Up Again, Shocker Oh, *Now* They Tell You: Windows Updates Are Broken. Again. Right, so Microsoft's latest "improvements" to Windows – because apparently things weren’t buggy enough – are causing app...

Bridgestone Got Hacked - Figures. Oh, Joy. Another One Bites the Dust: Bridgestone's Manufacturing is Screwed Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Bridgestone – yeah, those Bridgestone, the tire people –...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Thing Microsoft's Endpoint Management Mess - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that managing Windows machines isn’t complicated enough. This article...

Browser Attack Summary - Because You People Can't Secure Anything Oh, *Now* You Want to Know About Browser Attacks? Right. So apparently some "security experts" (and I use that term loosely) have decided 2025 is when you should...

Google Gets Slapped (Again) Seriously? Google. *Still* Messing With Cookies Oh, for the love of all that is holy… France just whacked Google with a €325 million fine – that’s roughly $350 million USD, you imbeciles –...

TP-Link is STILL Screwing Up - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't) Seriously? *Another* TP-Link Disaster. Oh, joy. More security bullshit from the kings of insecure IoT devices. Apparently, a zero-day vulnerability has...

Chess.com? More Like Chess.compromised Oh, Joy. Another Data Breach. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, Chess.com – yes, that Chess.com – had a data breach. Not directly hacked, oh no, that'd be too straightforward. No,...

Powerschool: Another Fucking Data Breach Texas Sues Powerschool – Because Apparently, Common Sense is Optional Oh joy. More incompetence. Texas is suing PowerSchool after a data breach exposed the personal information of...