Month: September 2025

Hackers exploited Sitecore zero-day flaw to deploy backdoors

SiteCore? More Like SiteSore - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously, Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Some clowns – and I use that term generously – have been exploiting a zero-day in Sitecore, the content management...

PayPal and Venmo are giving out Comet invites and free Perplexity Pro subscriptions

Paypal's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Shitty Crypto Schemes From Paypal Right, so listen up, you absolute waste of bandwidth. Paypal and Venmo – yeah, those guys – are now doling out...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 finalizes the Builders Stage agenda with top scaling voices

Disrupt 2025? More Like Distract 2025 Oh, Joy. Another Tech Conference. Right, so apparently some people are still throwing money at TechCrunch Disrupt in San Francisco next September. They've added a few more names to the...

3 days left to lock in your exhibit table at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Disrupt Pitchfest. Right, so apparently some people *still* think paying exorbitant amounts of money to stand around in a crowded room and listen to VC's politely dismiss their...

Warp brings new diff-tracking tools to the AI coding arms race

Warp's Latest...Ugh. Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so Warp – you know, the terminal emulator people who apparently couldn’t just make a *good* terminal emulator – are now diving headfirst into the steaming pile that is...

These 20- and 22-year-olds raised $5M from YC, General Catalyst to study online behavior using vision AI

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? This Shit Again. Right, so some twenty and *twenty-two year old* whippersnappers – yeah, you heard me, barely out of diapers – managed to con 5 million dollars out of Y Combinator and General...

Karen Hao on the making of a $90B AI empire

Seriously? Another Fucking AI Company, Great. Right, so some woman named Karen Hao – and yes, I'm judging the name already – built a $90 billion valuation company called Anthropic because she thought OpenAI was going to fuck...

Why the US government is taking a stake in Intel

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. The Government's Meddling in Intel: A Synopsis (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Right, so the US government – those clowns – are shoveling billions into Intel via the CHIPS Act. Not a loan,...

Google’s NotebookLM now lets you customize the tone of its AI podcasts

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Tone? Right. Google’s NotebookLM – that thing they expect you to be excited about – can now apparently let you tweak the “tone” of its AI-generated podcasts. Like,...

Orchard Robotics, founded by a Thiel fellow Cornell dropout, raises $22M for farm vision AI

Orchard Robotics: Another Fucking Robot... Seriously? $22 Million for *This*? Oh, joy. Another bunch of bright young things – a Cornell dropout, naturally, because apparently actual experience is overrated – have convinced...