Month: September 2025

This Robot Only Needs a Single AI Model to Master Humanlike Movements

Ugh, Another Robot Article Seriously? *Another* Robot? Right, so some chuckleheads at Figure AI built a humanoid robot – surprise, surprise. And now they're flapping their gums about how it’s showing “signs of generalized...

CoreWeave acquires agent-training startup OpenPipe

Coreweave Buys Another Fucking Company Seriously? Coreweave AGAIN. Oh, joy. More consolidation in the AI space. Apparently, Coreweave – you know, the cloud provider all the GPU hoarders are using – just swallowed up OpenPipe....

xAI’s CFO is the latest executive to leave Elon Musk’s AI firm

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust at XAI Seriously? *Another* Executive Jumped Ship From Musk's AI Circus Right, so listen up. Apparently, Nathan Redmond, the CFO of xAI – Elon’s little “everything he touches turns to gold”...

Apple’s Siri upgrade could reportedly be powered by Google Gemini

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple’s Siri is Getting a Brain Transplant (From Google) Oh, fantastic. So, after years of letting Siri rot in the digital dumpster, Apple’s finally admitting defeat and is apparently...

Scale AI is suing a former employee and rival Mercor, alleging they tried to steal its biggest customers

Scale AI's Pathetic Lawsuit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake… Scale AI is Suing Someone. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, Scale AI – those data labeling...

Mistral, the French AI giant, is reportedly on the cusp of securing a $14 billion valuation

Mistral? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More AI Money Thrown Into The Void. Right, so apparently some French company called Mistral – never heard of 'em, and frankly don't want to – is about to get another goddamn infusion of...

Security

Salesloft Takes Drift Offline After OAuth Token Theft Hits Hundreds of Organizations

Seriously?! Salesloft's Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Salesloft Messes Up. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Salesloft – those marketing automation clowns – had a bit of a security incident. A bit? More...

Security

CISA Adds TP-Link and WhatsApp Flaws to KEV Catalog Amid Active Exploitation

Seriously? More Vulnerabilities? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. CISA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be *protecting* us – have added a bunch of new vulnerabilities to their Known Exploited...

Security

UAE to Implement Cyber Education Initiative

Ugh, Another One... Seriously? The UAE is Doing *Cybersecurity Education* Now? Oh joy. Apparently, the United Arab Emirates has decided they need more cybersecurity professionals. Shocking, I tell ya, absolutely shocking...

Security

Cloudflare Blocks Record-Breaking 11.5 Tbps DDoS Attack

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, Joy. More Script Kiddies. Right, so listen up, you lot. Cloudflare had to swat away a fucking eleven and a half terabit per second DDoS attack. ELEVEN AND A HALF. Apparently some botnet – because...