Month: September 2025

Endpoint Security? Ugh. Seriously, More AI Bullshit in Security Right, so apparently everyone's decided slapping "AI" on everything fixes all their problems. This article – and the Gartner Magic Quadrant it’s whining about...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? Iranian Hackers *Again* Right, listen up. Some goddamn Iranian-backed hackers – APT35, because apparently they need a fancy name for being assholes – have been phishing diplomats. Like, really...

Seriously? Another Android Mess Oh, Joy. More Android Bullshit. Right, so Google's found one hundred and twenty vulnerabilities in Android. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY. Like they weren’t expecting this, or something? Two of them –...

Data Leak Summary - Ugh. Seriously? Another Data Leak Article. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who state the obvious) figured out that you can *maybe* detect data leaks before they become full-blown disasters if you...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Varonis Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Varonis, those data security folks – yeah, the ones who already sell you a metric fuckton of stuff...

HexStrike Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? *Another* Zero-Day? Oh, joy. More fucking security theater. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term generously – are now using an AI tool...

Ugh, Another WhatsApp Screwup Seriously? *Another* WhatsApp Problem. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some godforsaken bug in WhatsApp – specifically how it handles VoIP call setup – allowed...

Ugh, Another Scam. Seriously? The FBI is Bothering *Me* About This... Right, so the Feds are flapping their gums about some new scam targeting seniors. Apparently, these poor sods are getting hit with a three-phase bullshit...

DELMIA Apriso? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Exploit. Dassault DELMIA Apriso, You Say? Right, so some clowns are poking holes in Dassault’s DELMIA Apriso software – specifically CVE-2025-5086. Basically, it's a pre-auth...

Seriously? Still? You People and Your Damn Routers Oh, now you're surprised routers stay hacked for *years*? Years! Like, plural. This isn’t news; it's a testament to sheer human incompetence. Researchers looked at a bunch of...