Month: September 2025

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s breaking on the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try not to...

Cisco ASA? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Cisco Shite. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some zero-days have been found in Cisco's ASA firewalls. Zero days! Like they haven’t had enough security problems already?...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Mac Malware. Right, so some clowns are at it again. A new version of XCSSET – yeah, the one that's been kicking around for a while now – is targeting Firefox users. Fantastic. Like we don’t...

GoAnywhere? More Like "GoAnywhere, Your Data's Gone" Seriously?! Another One. Fortra GoAnywhere is Screwed. Oh joy. Apparently, some secure file transfer thingy called GoAnywhere – made by a company called Fortra (who clearly...

Seriously? Crash Tests For *Security*? Oh, Great. More "Innovation" Right, so some people – and I use that term loosely – have decided that just assuming software is secure isn't good enough anymore. Shocking, I know....

COLDRIVER? Seriously? Another Fucking Malware Strain, Great. Oh joy, another one. Apparently, some new piece of crap called COLDRIVER has decided to join the party with the BO team and Bearlyfy – because *obviously* Russia...

Ugh. Another Security Clusterfuck Brewing Seriously? The *World Cup* Now Needs Cybersecurity? Right, so apparently letting a bunch of people kick a ball around the field isn't enough anymore. They need to worry about cyberattacks...

Ugh, Another Fucking Day Seriously? Iranian Hackers and SSL Certificates… Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some Iranian-backed clowns – APT35, aka Phosphorus, Charming Kitten, whatever the hell...

Ugh, Another Day, Another Hack Seriously? More Phishing Bullshit Right, so some "researchers" (probably bored grad students) have found yet another way for idiots to get owned. Apparently, attackers are using malicious SVG images...

Volvo's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't Handle Security) Seriously? Volvo. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s not *directly* on Volvo, because apparently direct responsibility is too much to ask...