Month: September 2025

Malicious npm Packages Exploit Ethereum Smart Contracts to Target Crypto Developers

Seriously?! More NPM Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Malicious NPM Packages Are At It Again Right. So, some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies) have managed to shove malicious code into a bunch of npm packages. Not...

Security

Cloudflare Holds Back the Tide on 11.5Tbps DDoS Attack

Seriously? Another DDoS? Oh, Joy. More Script Kiddies. Right, so apparently some losers decided to throw a tantrum and launch an 11.5 Tbps DDoS attack. ELEVEN POINT FIVE TERABITS. Like that's impressive anymore. Cloudflare, bless...

Security

Russia’s APT28 Targets Microsoft Outlook With ‘NotDoor’ Malware

APT28 is Still Being APT28, Apparently Seriously? *Another* Outlook Attack. Oh joy. As if we don’t have enough problems, the chuckleheads over at APT28 – you know, the Russian goons – are back to screwing with Microsoft...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a bunch of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Ivanti Connect...

They know where you are: Cybersecurity and the shadow world of geolocation

Geolocation: You're Screwed They Know. Seriously, *They* Know. Right, listen up, you lot. This article – and frankly, it shouldn’t even need an article – explains how utterly fucked you are when it comes to location...

Disney to pay $10M to settle claims it collected kids’ data on YouTube

Disney's Fucking Mess Seriously? Disney. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Disney’s paying a goddamn $10 million settlement because they were hoovering up data on kids watching YouTube videos. Apparently, tracking...

Google fixes actively exploited Android flaws in September update

Google's September Android "Fixes" - Ugh. Seriously? *Another* Month, *Another* Pile of Android Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Google’s shoved out another security update for Android – the September bulletin. Because...

What is sustainable marketing?

Sustainable Marketing? Ugh. Sustainable Marketing: A Waste of Time (Probably) Right, so some marketing 'experts' decided they needed to feel better about themselves and invented "sustainable marketing." Basically, it’s the idea...

SaaS giant Workiva discloses data breach after Salesforce attack

Workiva Got Pwned - Seriously? Another Fucking Data Breach. You're Welcome. Right, listen up. Workiva, a big SaaS company that handles financial reporting – because apparently *everything* needs to be in the cloud now – just...

Police disrupts Streameast, largest pirated sports streaming network

StreamEast? Good Riddance. Seriously, StreamEast is DOWN. Finally. Oh joy. Apparently, the biggest goddamn pirate sports streaming site, StreamEast, got taken down by… *checks notes* …the POLICE. Like anyone actually thought...