Month: September 2025

Anthropic raises $13B Series F at $183B valuation

Anthropic Gets More Fucking Money Seriously? MORE Funding for Anthropic. Oh, joy. As if the world needed *another* AI company flush with cash. Apparently, Anthropic – those clowns building Claude – just snagged a whopping $13...

Tesla’s Dojo, a timeline

Tesla's Dojo: A Timeline of Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Want to Talk About Dojo? Right. So, after years of Elon flapping his gums about "Full Self-Driving" being just around the corner – a corner we’ve apparently been circling...

OpenAI acquires product testing startup Statsig and shakes up its leadership team

Oh, Joy. Another Acquisition. OpenAI Bought Statsig. Seriously. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who keep promising AGI but mostly deliver slightly-less-broken chatbots – decided to just buy a product testing company called...

Amazon launches Lens Live, an AI-powered shopping tool for use in the real world

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Amazon Did Something Again. Right, so Bezos’s little empire of consumerism decided we haven't been surveilled enough yet. They launched "Lens Live," an AI-powered shopping tool for their...

OpenAI to route sensitive conversations to GPT-5, introduce parental controls

Oh, Joy. More OpenAI Bullshit. Seriously? *Now* They Care About Safety? Right, so after letting their AI spew absolute garbage for… how long now? Years?! OpenAI's decided to get its act together. Apparently, anything even...

Security

Malicious npm Package nodejs-smtp Mimics Nodemailer, Targets Atomic and Exodus Wallets

Seriously?! Another NPM Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Yet *Another* Malicious NPM Package Right. Listen up, you lot. Some idiot uploaded a package to NPM called nodejs-smtp – deliberately named to look like the legit...

Security

A quick look at sextortion at scale: 1,900 messages and 205 Bitcoin addresses spanning four years, (Tue, Sep 2nd)

Sextortion Bullshit - A Summary Because I Have To Seriously? More of *this* crap. Right, so some poor sods at SANS dug through a pile of 1,900 sextortion messages – yeah, nineteen hundred. Apparently, these assholes are sending...

Security

Silver Fox Exploits Microsoft-Signed WatchDog Driver to Deploy ValleyRAT Malware

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are abusing a legitimately signed Microsoft driver – WatchDog – because *of course they are*. This "Silver Fox" group...

Security

Ukrainian Network FDN3 Launches Massive Brute-Force Attacks on SSL VPN and RDP Devices

FDN3 is a Pain in the Ass Seriously? Another One. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap going on, some Ukrainian network called FDN3 (because apparently acronyms are mandatory these days) has decided to launch a goddamn...

Security

Shadow AI Discovery: A Critical Part of Enterprise AI Governance

Ugh, Another AI "Crisis" Seriously? Shadow AI. *Again*. Right, so some 'researchers' (read: people who stare at dashboards all day) found out companies have NO CLUE what AI models their employees are actually using. Apparently,...