Month: September 2025

The Ongoing Fallout from a Breach at AI Chatbot Maker Salesloft

Salesloft? More Like Failsoft. Seriously, Another One?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Oh joy. Just what we needed: another goddamn data breach. This time it’s Salesloft, the company that lets sales people automate annoying outreach....

Amazon disrupts Russian APT29 hackers targeting Microsoft 365

Seriously? Amazon Had to *Save* Microsoft Again?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, those chuckleheads at Microsoft couldn't secure their own damn 365 platform, so Amazon had to swoop in and clean up the mess....

Zscaler data breach exposes customer info after Salesloft Drift compromise

Zscaler Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? Zscaler, Data Breach... *Again* Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck. Apparently, Zscaler – you know, the "cloud security" company that's supposed to be keeping everyone safe – got their...

Windows Backup for Organizations: Features, installation, and user feedback

Windows Backup? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Microsoft Cares About Backups? Right. So apparently, after decades of making us rely on third-party crap or scripting our own solutions because their built-in tools were utterly useless,...

Security

Wireshark 4.4.9 Released, (Sun, Aug 31st)

Ugh, Another Wireshark Release Seriously? Wireshark 4.4.9 is Out. Oh joy. As if I didn't have enough crap to deal with, SANS informs me there’s a new version of Wireshark. Version 4.4.9, because apparently 4.4.8 wasn't quite...

Security

pdf-parser: All Streams, (Sun, Aug 31st)

Ugh. Another PDF Thing. Seriously? *Another* PDF Vulnerability? Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot found a flaw in how pdf-parser handles streams within PDFs. Apparently, if a PDF is crafted just so – and let's be honest, it...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some bozos over at Microsoft are STILL shitting out insecure code. This time it's a whole heap of Remote Code...

OpenAI is testing “Thinking effort” for ChatGPT

Oh, *Now* They Care About Quality? OpenAI's "Thinking Effort" – Seriously? Right. So, after unleashing a chatbot that hallucinates more than a desert trip on bad acid, OpenAI’s decided they need to make ChatGPT… *think...