Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap?
Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it’s not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading virtual event – and yes, I skimmed it so you don’t have to – is that cybercriminals and nation-state actors aren’t just randomly poking around hoping for a lucky break. Shocking, I know.
They actually plan things. They do reconnaissance (aka “research,” because calling it spying sounds too dramatic), they exploit vulnerabilities (duh!), they move laterally within your network once they’re in (because why stop at one server?), and they use a whole bunch of tools that you probably already have defenses against if you weren’t running Windows XP.
The event covered the usual suspects: ransomware gangs, financially motivated groups, and those pesky nation-states who apparently have nothing better to do than mess with everyone. They talked about initial access brokers (people selling entry points – brilliant business model, honestly), living off the land tactics (using your own tools against you, how original), and supply chain attacks (because compromising one vendor is easier than attacking a hundred individual targets).
Oh, and they stressed “threat intelligence” again. Like knowing what malware families exist is some groundbreaking revelation. It’s all just common sense people! Patch your systems, segment your network, use multi-factor authentication – you know, the basics that everyone ignores until after they get pwned.
Honestly, it’s a lot of hand-wringing about things security professionals have been dealing with for decades. But hey, at least someone is having “virtual events” about it. More meetings are *always* the answer.
Related Anecdote: I once observed a sysadmin spend three days arguing with his firewall because he refused to believe a port scan was malicious. He insisted it was just “friendly probes.” Three days later, their database got encrypted by ransomware. Some people are beyond help. Seriously.
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