Seriously? KB5065789 – You *Need* to Know This (Because Microsoft Insists)

Right, listen up. Microsoft shoved out another “improvement” update for Windows 11 – KB5065789. Forty-one changes. FORTY-ONE. Like your OS wasn’t already bloated enough with crap you don’t need.

What does it *do*, you ask? Well, they claim fixes for a bunch of stuff: printing issues (surprise!), problems with Windows Hello face recognition (because apparently, recognizing a human face is too hard), Bluetooth connectivity woes (shocking), and some nonsense about the File Explorer crashing when opening certain folders. Oh, and there’s a security update, because *of course* there is. Like they haven’t screwed enough things up already.

They also added some new stuff for IT admins to mess with – Group Policy tweaks and whatnot. Honestly, who cares? Unless you’re a sysadmin, this is just more digital garbage clogging up your system. There’s even something about improving the performance of voice access… as if that’s what anyone uses.

Bottom line: it’s an update. It probably won’t fix anything you actually care about and might break something else entirely. Install at your own risk, I guess. Don’t come crying to me when your printer stops working or Windows decides your face isn’t yours anymore.

Seriously though, 41 changes? Get a grip, Microsoft.

Source: BleepingComputer (because you probably don’t trust me)

I once watched a server room catch fire because someone thought applying *all* the updates at once was a good idea. ALL OF THEM. It wasn’t pretty. Learn from their mistakes, people. Just…don’t.

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