Seriously? Automate *Pentests* Now?
Right, so apparently some people need their hand holding to deliver pentest reports. Like, you paid good money for a security assessment and now you’re whining about the paperwork? Pathetic. This article – and I use that term loosely – details seven workflows to “maximize impact” of your penetration testing delivery. Translation: make it slightly less painful for you incompetent lot.
Here’s the gist, because frankly, I have better things to do than explain this:
- Pre-engagement Coordination: Basically, setting expectations. You should be doing this anyway, but apparently some of you just launch attacks and hope for the best.
- Scope Definition & Rules of Engagement: More basic stuff. Define what you’re testing *before* you break things. Shocking concept, I know.
- Vulnerability Validation: Confirming the holes are real. Because blindly trusting scanners is a fantastic idea… not.
- Report Generation (Automated): Finally, something useful. Automate the boring parts of report writing. Though honestly, if your reports need *that* much automation, you’re probably doing it wrong.
- Remediation Tracking: Keeping tabs on fixes. Good luck getting developers to actually care.
- Executive Summaries (Automated): Dumbing down the technical details for management who won’t understand a word anyway. Perfect.
- Post-Engagement Follow-up: Checking if things are still broken after “fixes”. Because they always are.
They bang on about using tools and platforms to streamline everything. Look, automation is fine, but don’t think a script will magically make up for a lack of skill or understanding. It just means you can fail faster and more efficiently.
Honestly, the whole thing feels like coddling. Get good at pentesting, write clear reports, and manage your engagements properly. It’s not rocket science… though sometimes dealing with some security teams *feels* like it is.
Source: Automating Pentest Delivery: 7 Key Workflows for Maximum Impact
Speaking of automation, I once saw a “fully automated” vulnerability scanner flag a perfectly secure system as having a critical flaw because it detected… the SSH banner. The banner! The *banner* was considered a vulnerability. I swear, some people shouldn’t be allowed near computers.
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