Oh, Joy. *Now* They Do Encryption.

Right, so Google finally decided to let Gmail Business users send encrypted emails to people who don’t even use their crap service. Took them long enough, honestly. For years they’ve been shoving everything into their data-mining machine and now, because of…reasons…they’re letting you slap a bit of encryption on it before sending it to some poor sod using Outlook or Yahoo! Mail. It uses S/MIME, which means the recipient needs a key – surprise, more hoops for the user. They’re calling it “End-to-end encryption (E2EE)” but let’s be real, it’s only E2EE if *both* sides are playing ball and using compatible systems. It’s basically a half-assed attempt to look good while still collecting all your metadata.

They’re rolling this out slowly, naturally. Because god forbid they just *make* everything secure by default. Workspace admins have to enable it, users need to generate keys (because complexity is king!), and then…maybe you can send a slightly more private email. Don’t get your hopes up though; it’s still Google. They’re watching.

Honestly, the whole thing feels like they realized people were getting wise to their surveillance practices and this is their pathetic attempt at damage control. Don’t fall for it.

Source: BleepingComputer – Gmail’s “New” Feature

Speaking of encryption, I once had to recover a lost key for a user who’d written it on a sticky note and taped it to their monitor. The monitor was in direct sunlight for six months. Six *months*. Some people shouldn’t be allowed near computers, let alone sensitive data. It took me three days and a bottle of scotch to fix that mess. Don’t be that user.

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