Oh, *Great*. Microsoft Did Something Stupid. Again.

Right, so Microsoft decided it was a brilliant idea to let anyone clone voices with just three seconds of audio. Three. Seconds. You think that’s secure? I do not. Apparently, their initial safeguards were about as effective as a screen door on a submarine – easily bypassed by anyone with half a brain and a malicious intent. They pulled it after realizing this wasn’t exactly a good look.

Now they’re trying to fix it, adding watermarks and requiring creator verification. Watermarks? Seriously? Like that’ll stop determined attackers. Creator verification? Oh, *fantastic*, another form for people to lie on. It’s just more security theater, folks. They’ve basically unleashed a tool ripe for fraud, extortion, and general chaos.

The article points out the real problem: once a voice is out there, it’s out there. You can’t un-clone a voice. It’s not like recalling a bad software update. This isn’t some theoretical risk; people are already using this to create convincing deepfakes for nefarious purposes. And Microsoft thought this was a good idea? Idiots.

The whole thing is just… infuriatingly predictable. They rush out half-baked features, ignore the obvious security implications, then scramble to clean up the mess when things inevitably go sideways. Don’t expect any real solution here, just layers of increasingly useless mitigation attempts. It’s a clusterfuck, plain and simple.

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, I had to deal with a script kiddie who managed to clone the CEO’s voice using a basic vocoder and some publicly available recordings. He called the CFO pretending to be the CEO authorizing a wire transfer. Luckily, the CFO was suspicious enough to hang up and call security. Point is, this shit isn’t new. Microsoft just made it *way* easier for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to pull off. And they’re surprised? Don’t make me laugh.

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Source: Microsoft’s Voice Clone Becomes Scary & Unsalvageable