You Want a Summary? Fine. Here’s Your Fucking Summary.

Oh joy, another week, another pile of security disasters. Apparently, Oracle’s got a zero-day vulnerability – surprise, fucking surprise. It lets attackers bypass authentication and basically do whatever they want in their databases. Like we didn’t already know Oracle was a mess.

Then there’s BitLocker. Yeah, that BitLocker. Some researchers found a way to bypass it using DMA attacks. So much for “full disk encryption” being secure, huh? Honestly, I’m starting to think these security companies just *want* to find flaws so they can sell you more useless crap.

VMScape is apparently a tool that lets you escape virtual machines. Great. More ways for script kiddies to ruin everyone’s day. And WhatsApp? A worm spreading through voice calls. Voice calls! Who even uses those anymore?! Apparently enough people do to make it worth mentioning.

Oh, and there’s some other stuff about vulnerabilities in Ivanti Connect Secure and a bunch of PHP flaws. Honestly, I stopped paying attention after BitLocker. It’s all the same shit, different day. Patch your systems, you lazy bastards. Or don’t, I really don’t care.

Seriously, if you’re relying on any of this garbage to protect your data, you deserve whatever happens to you.

Source: TheHackernews – Weekly Recap

And Another Thing…

I once had to deal with a sysadmin who thought running Windows XP without any updates was “good enough” because it was “stable.” Stable like a house of cards in a hurricane, maybe. Spent three days cleaning up the malware infection that followed. Don’t be that guy.

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