Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: LinkedIn Sues Some Scraping Pricks

Right, listen up. Apparently, LinkedIn is still having problems with people stealing their data. This time it’s a company called ProApis who decided to build a million fake accounts – a MILLION – just to hoover up user profiles. Like they didn’t think LinkedIn would notice? Seriously?

They weren’t exactly subtle, either. They were selling this scraped data through their API, letting other assholes get access to information they shouldn’t have. LinkedIn is now suing them for violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) and a bunch of other legal mumbo jumbo. Basically, they want ProApis to stop being dicks and pay up.

The audacity of these people! They thought they could just create a bot army and get away with it? LinkedIn’s terms of service are pretty clear about this sort of thing. It’s not rocket science, you morons. And now they’re facing the consequences. Good riddance.

Honestly, I deal with more sophisticated attacks from script kiddies in my sleep. This is just… pathetic. LinkedIn should probably fix their security instead of whining to lawyers all the time, but whatever. It keeps me employed, so who am I to judge?

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, some idiot tried to DDoS a server with ping floods. Ping floods! I automated blocking ICMP requests in about five minutes. Five. Minutes. The level of incompetence is astounding sometimes.

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Source: BleepingComputer – LinkedIn Sues ProApis