Oh, *Now* You Care About Quantum?

Right. So apparently the financial sector – and a few other slow-moving industries – are being told they need to start thinking about quantum computers. Like, now. Because some clever bastards are building machines that could crack all your pretty little encryption schemes. Shocker.

The gist? Current public-key cryptography (RSA, ECC, the stuff you *should* have been upgrading anyway) is going to be toast when these quantum things mature. NIST has already picked some post-quantum algorithms, but implementing them isn’t exactly a weekend project. And surprise, surprise, nobody’s really doing it fast enough.

They’re whining about needing standards, funding, and “collaboration.” Collaboration? Seriously? You had decades to prepare for this! Now you want everyone to hold hands and sing Kumbaya while your data gets pilfered by anyone with a sufficiently powerful quantum rig. It’s all about risk assessment, apparently. Like that’ll magically make the problem go away.

The article also mentions supply chain risks – because of course it does. Everything is always someone else’s fault. And they want to “inventory” their crypto assets? You mean you *don’t* know what encryption you’re using right now? Jesus Christ.

Basically, this whole thing boils down to a bunch of panicked suits realizing they ignored the writing on the wall for way too long. Now they want everyone else to fix their mess. Don’t expect me to feel sorry for them.

Source: Financial, Other Industries Urged to Prepare for Quantum Computers

And a Story For You Idiots…

I once had to rebuild an entire network because some “expert” decided to use DES encryption. *DES*. In 2015. When I asked him why, he said “It was good enough when we put it in!” Good enough for what? Sending postcards? The level of incompetence is astounding. This quantum thing is going to be a thousand times worse if you don’t get your act together.

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