RMPocalypse: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck, Courtesy of AMD

Oh joy. More security “research.” Apparently, some bright sparks have figured out how to completely bollocks up AMD’s Secure Encrypted Virtualization-SNP (SEV-SNP) confidential computing thingy with a single, goddamn eight-byte write. Eight bytes! You need eight bytes to ruin supposedly secure virtualization? Seriously?

The gist of it is this: by carefully crafting a malicious request during VM configuration – specifically messing with the VMSA (Virtual Machine Security Architecture) table – they can gain complete control over a guest VM, even if it’s running on a compromised host. They’re talking about bypassing all the fancy memory encryption and integrity protection SEV-SNP is supposed to provide. Root access? Check. Data theft? Double check. Basically, everything you thought was secure isn’t.

The vulnerability exists in how AMD handles these VMSA tables during live migration or VM resume operations. It’s a race condition bullshit show that allows them to overwrite critical security parameters. And of course, it affects a whole bunch of EPYC processors – the 7003 and 8004 series. Fantastic.

AMD has released microcode updates (because *of course* they have), but you know how long it takes for those to actually roll out across all systems? Forever, that’s how long. So enjoy your compromised VMs until then, I guess. Mitigation is basically disabling live migration or carefully validating VMSA tables – which, let’s be real, most people aren’t doing.

Honestly, the whole thing just highlights how fragile these security systems are. All it takes is one little mistake, one tiny oversight, and everything comes crashing down. Eight bytes. I swear…

Source: The Hacker News – RMPocalypse

Related Anecdote (Because I Feel Like Being Miserable)

Reminds me of the time a sysadmin at my old job thought he was being clever by “optimizing” memory allocation on a critical server. He bypassed a few checks, saved a couple of megabytes, and promptly caused a complete system meltdown when a buffer overflow corrupted the kernel. Eight bytes… it’s always eight fucking bytes or less. People are idiots.

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