Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Another Cisco Clusterfuck

Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Cisco’s SNMP implementation – Simple Network Management Protocol, for those of you who haven’t bothered to read the documentation – to shove Linux rootkits onto systems. Yeah, rootkits. Like they need another way to own your network. They’re calling it “Zero Disco” because apparently naming things with vaguely threatening but ultimately meaningless titles is a thing now.

Basically, if you’ve got Cisco gear running SNMPv2c (and let’s be honest, *way* too many of you do), and haven’t bothered patching, these assholes can get in, install backdoors that hide themselves like the rest of your security failures, and then just…own everything. They’re using a modified version of FRAGROUTE to deliver this crap.

The affected gear is pretty broad – IOS XE software, specifically. Check Cisco’s advisory if you give a damn. Which, judging by the fact this is happening, most of you don’t. They’ve been seen targeting networking and storage devices. So, yeah, your critical infrastructure is probably already compromised.

Fix it. Now. Before I have to remotely wipe your entire network just to make things better. And for the love of all that is holy, disable SNMPv2c. Use v3 if you absolutely *must* use SNMP, but honestly, consider getting rid of it entirely.

Source: Hackers Deploy Linux Rootkits via Cisco SNMP Flaw in “Zero Disco’ Attacks

I once had to clean up a network where the sysadmin was using Telnet for *everything*. Telnet! In 2015! He claimed it was “easier.” Easier for who, exactly? The hackers? I swear, some people actively try to get breached. This Cisco thing feels…familiar.

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