Seriously? Another One of *These*
Right, listen up. Apparently, some people still care about TechCrunch Disrupt. Fine. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. This article is just a goddamn reminder that the “flash sale” for tickets to their 2025 shindig ends in 48 hours. They’re trying to flog early bird pricing – saving you up to $795 if you buy *now*. Like it’s some kind of life-or-death situation.
It’s in San Francisco, October 28-30th. Expect the usual parade of overhyped startups, VCs desperately trying to look relevant, and enough free kombucha to make you sick. They’re boasting about “exclusive content” and networking opportunities. Exclusive for *who*, exactly? The people with too much money? Probably.
They even have a stupid little countdown timer on the page. Because apparently, we’re all incapable of basic time management. Just buy it or don’t, I honestly couldn’t give a rat’s ass. The article links to the ticket page if you *really* want to throw your money away.
Honestly, the whole thing reeks of desperation. But hey, who am I to judge? Someone’s gotta pay for all those avocado toasts.
Look, I once had to debug a routing issue caused by someone hardcoding an IP address that was only valid during *last year’s* Disrupt. The level of incompetence… it still haunts me. Don’t be like them. And don’t expect me to help you if your startup fails after you waste money on this.
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