Seriously? This is News.

Right, so TechCrunch decided to publish a goddamn thank you note to the companies that threw money at their “Disrupt” conference. Apparently, acknowledging the hand-feeders is now front-page material. Fantastic.

Basically, it’s a list of names – AWS, Google Cloud, Microsoft (surprise, surprise), Salesforce, and a whole heap of venture capital firms who are probably hoping to find their next unicorn to exploit. They’re all patted on the back for “making Disrupt unforgettable.” Unforgettable how? By funding the endless parade of overhyped startups? I’m guessing so.

There’s some blather about innovation ecosystems and supporting founders, but let’s be real: it’s a PR exercise. A very long, boring PR exercise. They even name-dropped specific events sponsored – pitch competitions, workshops… riveting stuff. Honestly, I’ve seen more compelling content on the back of cereal boxes.

Oh, and they thanked the people who provided the free booze and swag. Because that’s what makes a conference worthwhile. Don’t forget the branded socks, apparently that is important to someone.

The whole thing reeks of self-congratulation. Just admit you needed the money, TechCrunch. We all know it.

Link: https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/17/together-we-make-disrupt-unforgettable-thank-you-to-our-sponsors/

Speaking of sponsors, I once had to debug a server farm because the cooling system failed during a “sponsored networking event” – turns out some idiot plugged a space heater into the same circuit as the entire data center. The resulting cascade failure took three days and an ungodly amount of caffeine to fix. And who got blamed? Not the moron with the space heater, naturally. Me. Because I was the only one who understood how things actually worked. Don’t even get me started on the free beer they were serving.

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