Month: October 2025

Wonder Studios Raises $12M To Shove AI Into Hollywood (God Help Us All) Oh great, another shiny pack of tech geniuses has decided the world needs more AI-generated Hollywood crap. Wonder Studios, apparently blessed by the nerd...

h1 { color: darkblue; } p { color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; } a { color: darkblue; } The Man Who Handcrafts AI Slop – What the Actual Hell Right, so there’s this Chinese artist bloke who apparently looked at the...

Cluely’s Roy Lee Joins TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 to Show How Rage-Baiting Cuts Through the AI Noise Oh, bloody fantastic. Yet another genius in a shiny blazer telling the tech world that the best way to stand out in the AI circus...

Sora’s New Update: Now Your Cat Can Be a Goddamn Movie Star Right, so apparently the nerds at OpenAI or wherever the hell Sora slithered out from have decided that your pets aren’t famous enough already. Enter the latest...

Palantir and Lumen’s $200M AI Lovefest — Because Apparently, the World Needs More Data-Driven Buzzwords So, our friends over at Palantir — yeah, the folks who make “data” sound like it’s the cure for stupidity —...

Tensormesh Raises $4.5M To Squeeze More Inference Out Of AI Server Loads — Because Apparently Servers Aren’t Sweating Enough Yet Oh, bloody marvellous. Yet another startup, Tensormesh, crawls out of the silicon swamp...

Microsoft’s Mico — Clippy’s Bastard Offspring No One Asked For Oh bloody hell, Microsoft’s at it again. Just when you thought they’d stopped trying to shove a chirpy digital assistant up everyone’s arse, they’ve...

h1 { color: darkblue; } p { color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; } Microsoft Plays Copycat Again — Because Original Ideas Are for Other People Right, so here we bloody go again. OpenAI struts out this shiny new...

Instagram Gets Even More AI crap – Now You Can Butcher Your Stories with Meta’s Shiny “Smart” Gizmos Well, hold onto your bloody filters, folks, because Instagram’s gone and shoved even more half-baked “AI magic”...

h1 { color: darkblue; } p { color: black; } Two Dropouts Accidentally Build a Goddamn AI Empire Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Two twenty-year-old college dropouts who probably still can’t figure out how to pay their...