Month: October 2025

FinWise data breach shows why encryption is your last defense

FinWise Gets Their Digital Pants Pulled Down – A Lesson in Why Encrypting Your Bloody Data Matters Oh, joy of bloody joys — another so-called “financial institution” gets pantsed in public. This time it’s FinWise Bank,...

Meta launches new anti-scam tools for WhatsApp and Messenger

h1 { color: darkblue; } p { color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; } Meta’s New “Anti-Scam” Tools – Because Bandaids Fix Bullet Holes So, apparently the geniuses at Meta have decided to slap some shiny new...

TARmageddon flaw in abandoned Rust library enables RCE attacks

h1 { color: darkblue; } p { color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; } Tarmageddon – Because Why Fix Shit When You Can Burn It All Down? Right, strap the fuck in. Some genius abandoned a Rust library called tar-rs, which,...

Hackers exploiting critical “SessionReaper” flaw in Adobe Magento

Hackers Wrecking Havoc with Magento’s SessionReaper Flaw – Because Why the Fuck Not? Right, so apparently hackers have found yet another hole the size of the bloody Death Star in Adobe’s Magento ecommerce platform. This...

Pwn2Own Day 2: Hackers exploit 56 zero-days for $790,000

Samsung Galaxy S25 Gets its Digital Ass Handed to It at Pwn2Own Ireland 2025 Well, guess what, folks? The shiny, overpriced slab of silicon and marketing fluff known as the Samsung Galaxy S25 got absolutely steamrolled at this...

21-Inch Server Racks: Because Apparently We Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone

21-Inch Server Racks: Because Apparently We Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone So, buckle up, because the nerds in the enterprise and cloud world have decided that those poor, old, “venerable” 19-inch racks aren’t good enough...

YC alum Cercli, an AI-powered Rippling for MENA, raises oversubscribed $12M Series A

Cercli Raises $12M Series A – Because Apparently We Need Another Bloody AI HR Platform Right, so here we bloody go again. Yet another shiny "AI-powered" startup crawling out of the Middle East and North Africa region, waving a...

European AI rising star Nexos AI raises €30M to unlock enterprise AI adoption

European AI rising star Nexos AI raises €30M to unlock enterprise AI adoption — or, how to burn through a metric ton of VC cash trying to make clueless corporations look smart Oh great, another shiny-ass "AI unicorn in the...

Only 6 days until TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 kicks off in San Francisco and ticket rates increase

Only 6 Days Until the Tech Bros Invade San Francisco – Again Oh bloody fantastic, it’s that time of year again — TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to drop its over-caffeinated circus on San Francisco in just six measly days....

Veeam acquires data security company Securiti AI for $1.7B

Veeam Buys Securiti AI for $1.7B – Because Apparently Money Grows on Fucking Trees So, Veeam – yeah, the “we back up your crap because you can’t remember to click Save” company – decided it was time to splash...