Month: October 2025

New DShield Support Slack, (Thu, Oct 16th)

Ugh. Another Slack Channel. Seriously? A *New* Slack Channel?! Right, so the SANS ISC DShield folks – bless their hearts, or whatever – have launched a new Slack channel for support. Apparently, email and forums weren't...

Security

China Hackers Test AI-Optimized Attack Chains in Taiwan

Ugh, Another One Seriously? China's At It Again. Right, so apparently some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – specifically UNC2631, because *of course* they need a stupid number – are messing with Taiwan’s infrastructure. Not...

Security

Ransomware attacks and how victims respond

Ugh, Ransomware. Seriously? So You Got Ransomed? Don't Be Surprised, You Idiot. Right, listen up, because apparently some people still fall for this crap. Talos Intelligence (who get paid to tell you things you should already...

Security

Leaks in Microsoft VS Code Marketplace Put Supply Chain at Risk

Seriously? Another Fucking Supply Chain Mess Microsoft VS Code Marketplaces: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers dug up a whole heap of leaked secrets – API keys, tokens,...

Security

Cyberattackers Target LastPass, Top Password Managers

LastPass is STILL Screwed (and so are you) Seriously? *Again* With LastPass?! Oh, joy. Another fucking article about how LastPass can't keep your data secure. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, anyone...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a bunch of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Ivanti Connect...

Microsoft debuts Copilot Actions for agentic AI-driven Windows tasks

Copilot Actions: Oh, Joy. Another Thing To Break. Microsoft's Copilot "Actions": Seriously? Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering lack thereof), have unleashed “Copilot Actions.”...

Microsoft adds Copilot voice activation on Windows 11 PCs

Microsoft's Latest Fuckup: Copilot Now Listens 24/7 Oh, Joy. Another Microphone Invasion. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: blatant disregard for user privacy), have shoved a "Hey Copilot" wake word into...

North Korean hackers use EtherHiding to hide malware on the blockchain

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? North Korea's At It Again. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Those goddamn Lazarus Group clowns – yeah, the North Korean state-sponsored hackers – are now hiding...

Unified Exposure Management Platforms: The Future of Preemptive Cyber Defense

UEM? Seriously? Unified Exposure Management Platforms: A Waste of Time (Probably) Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about Unified Exposure Management platforms. Basically, it's another attempt to solve problems...