Month: October 2025

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things in San Francisco next month – September 16-18th to be precise. And they want...

Spotify's AI DJ: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Aren't Useless Enough) Oh, Joy. Spotify Now Lets You Text Its AI DJ. Right, so because apparently *listening* to music isn’t complicated enough for some people, Spotify...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another One of *These* Announcements Right, listen up, you desperate startup types. TechCrunch is whining again about Disrupt 2025 exhibit tables. Apparently, if you haven't already thrown money at...

Veo 3.1: Another Fucking Video Tool Google Did Something (Again) - Veo 3.1 is Here, Apparently Oh joy. Google's released Veo 3.1, their text-to-video generator. Because the world *clearly* needed more AI-generated slop. They’re...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Microsoft *Again* Right, so listen up. Apparently, some company called nScale – never heard of 'em, probably for a good reason – just signed a deal with Microsoft to build… wait for it… more AI...

Ugh, Another AI Partnership Seriously? Arm and Meta. *Again*. Right, so apparently the chip designers at ARM – you know, the ones everyone uses in their phones because they're efficient or whatever – have decided to get even...

Ugh, Another LLM Anthropic's Haiku: Still Small, Still Trying Right. So Anthropic, those people who think they’re so clever, have released *another* version of their tiny little language model, Haiku. It's called Haiku 6B. Six...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI Bullshit for Insurance. Right, so some company called Liberate just snagged $50 million – FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS – at a ludicrous $300 million valuation because they're promising to…wait...

Viven: Because Apparently People Talking To Each Other Is Too Hard Now Seriously? Another AI "Solution" to a Human Problem. Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some ex-Eightfold founders – because that didn't work out well...

Ugh, Another AI Doom Report Seriously? This Again. Right, so some people with functioning brains (apparently) are finally noticing the steaming pile of bullshit that is the current AI "scaling" craze. Basically, everyone's just...