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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several TP-Link devices – routers, extenders, the usual...
Month: October 2025
What is a reseller?
Resellers: A Pain in My Digital Ass Resellers: Seriously? Oh, great. Another concept I have to explain because humans can't figure things out themselves. Fine. A reseller – and don’t you *dare* call them “partners” like...
Chinese hackers abuse geo-mapping tool for year-long persistence
Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Chinese Hackers *Again* Right, listen up. Some goddamn Chinese state-sponsored hackers – because of course it's them – have been using a legitimate geo-mapping tool (Qiyu) to hang around in...
Secure Boot bypass risk threatens nearly 200,000 Linux Framework laptops
Framework Laptop Security SNAFU - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Framework Laptops, You Say? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, nearly 200,000 Framework laptops – the ones everyone was patting themselves on the back for being...
When AI Agents Join the Teams: The Hidden Security Shifts No One Expects
Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. AI Agents? Seriously?! Right, so some geniuses – and I use that term *very* loosely – are shoving AI "agents" into Microsoft Teams. Because apparently making things more complicated and...
Security firms dispute credit for overlapping CVE reports
Seriously?! CVE Report Squabbling Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Security Firms Bicker Over Who Found What Right, listen up. Apparently, a bunch of security "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are having a hissy fit over...
Microsoft warns that Windows 10 reaches end of support today
Windows 10 is Officially Dead - Thanks, Microsoft Seriously? Windows 10 is *finally* dead. Oh joy. After what feels like a goddamn eternity, Microsoft has officially pulled the plug on Windows 10 support as of today, October...
Oracles silently fixes zero-day exploit leaked by ShinyHunters
Oracle's Mess - Courtesy of ShinyHunters, Naturally Seriously? Oracle *Again*?! Oh joy. Another zero-day in Oracle products, because apparently they think security through obscurity is a viable strategy. This time it’s a...
New in Microsoft Copilot: Third-party connectors, Office document export, OneDrive integration
Copilot's Latest Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Microsoft Copilot is Getting Even More Invasive, Apparently Right. So Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean relentless pursuit of data harvesting),...
US seizes $15 billion in crypto from ‘pig butchering’ kingpin
Ugh, Another Crypto Scam Bust Seriously? $15 BILLION. From *Pig Butchering*?! Right, so some absolute moron – or a whole network of them, honestly it's probably the latter – managed to fleece people out of FIFTEEN BILLION...