Month: October 2025

RondoDox? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: RondoDox Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have discovered a botnet called RondoDox. Apparently, it’s exploiting over 50...

Seriously, Fix Your Javascript Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Unmonitored JS is a Disaster Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some people *still* don’t understand basic web security. This article – and I use that term...

Ugh. Another Week, Another Clusterfuck. Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently some script kiddie managed to cobble together a worm for WhatsApp. A worm. Like we haven't seen enough of those, right? It exploits a video...

Seriously?! Another Problem With These Kids... Oh, Joy. More Useless Information. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, these fresh-faced tech grads coming out of school? They’re behind. Yeah, you...

Seriously? You're *Just Now* Noticing This? Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake: Critical Infrastructure is a Mess Right. So apparently, the geniuses running critical infrastructure are realizing their "back offices" – you know, HR,...

Quantum Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Oh, *Now* You Care About Quantum? Right. So apparently the financial sector – and a few other slow-moving industries – are being told they need to start thinking...

ESAFENET CDG V5 - Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. SANS ISC just flagged scans for ESAFENET CDG V5. Yes, another vulnerability in that godforsaken piece of software. Apparently, it's a critical...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...