Month: October 2025

Varonis Interceptor: Another Fucking Email Security Thing Seriously? *Another* Email Security Solution? Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough bullshit clogging up the email pipes already, Varonis has decided to grace us with...

Oracle's Mess, Again Seriously? *Another* Oracle Flaw?! Oh joy. Oracle’s released an emergency patch for a critical vulnerability in their E-Business Suite. Because apparently, they can't get security right the first time...

Microsoft's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out) Oh, Joy. Microsoft is Down. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft 365 – Outlook, Teams, Word, the whole bloody suite – decided to take a nap...

SonicWall's a Mess, Again Seriously? SonicWall. *Again*. Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of SonicWall. Apparently, some assholes are exploiting stolen credentials – yeah, stolen, like someone didn’t bother with...

Error 8418? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another AD Replication Headache - Error 8418 Right, listen up you lot. Because some idiot probably messed something up – and let's be honest, it’s *always* someone messing something up – you...

Ugh, Another Botnet. Seriously? Seriously? More RDP Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s always script kiddies – have cobbled together a massive botnet targeting Remote Desktop...

SimonMed Data Breach - Ugh. SimonMed? More Like SimonMess. Right, listen up. Some imaging center chain called SimonMed got pwned. In January, apparently they just *now* decided to tell people. Twelve million patient records –...