Month: October 2025

Microsoft Defender mistakenly flags SQL Server as end-of-life

Microsoft Defender Being a Complete Ass Seriously? Microsoft Defender is Fucking Useless. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence from Redmond. Apparently, Microsoft Defender decided to have a collective brain fart and started flagging...

Hackers now use Velociraptor DFIR tool in ransomware attacks

Ugh, Another Fucking Tool Abused Seriously? Velociraptor Now. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, ransomware clowns are now using Velociraptor – a legit Digital Forensics and Incident Response (DFIR) tool – to scope out...

Microsoft: Hackers target universities in “payroll pirate” attacks

Ugh, Another Payroll Scam. Seriously? Seriously? Universities STILL Getting Pwned by Email? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some goddamn hackers are targeting HR departments at universities. Not with sophisticated...

Google’s Search Live comes to India, AI Mode gets more languages

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s decided to inflict “Search Live” on India. Apparently, regular search wasn’t annoying enough for people...

From courtside to code: Tristan Thompson on AI, sports, and startups at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Thompson's Hot Air About AI Sports - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so Tristan Thompson – yes, that Tristan Thompson, the basketball guy – blathered on at TechCrunch Disrupt about how AI is going to "revolutionize"...

Google launches extensions system for its command-line coding tool

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Extensions for Their CLI Tool Oh, *Now* They Want Developers? Right. Google’s finally decided to let people actually extend their Gemini Code Assist thingy. After years of locking everything down...

SoftBank bulks up its robotics portfolio with ABB Group’s robotics unit

SoftBank's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. More Robots. Right, so SoftBank, those geniuses who bet the farm on WeWork and a bunch of other spectacularly awful ideas, are at it again. They’re buying ABB’s robotics division....

Unveiling the next wave of Startup Battlefield 200 VC judges at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: Another Pitch Fest, Great. Seriously? More Startups Begging for Money. Oh joy. TechCrunch is doing that whole "Disrupt" thing again. Apparently, 200 VCs – *two hundred* of them, because apparently their time isn't...

Google’s virtual try-on shopping tool expands to more countries, now lets you try on shoes

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. More Virtual Crap. Right, so Google’s decided we weren’t annoyed enough with staring at screens, so they’ve expanded their “Virtual Try-On” shopping thingy to a few more countries –...

Ganiga will showcase its waste-sorting robots at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ganiga Robots: Seriously? Oh, Joy. More Fucking Robots. Right, so some company called Ganiga – never heard of 'em, probably for a good reason – is bringing robots to TechCrunch Disrupt. Robots. To sort your trash. Because...