Month: October 2025

Zendesk says its new AI agent can solve 80% of support issues

Zendesk's AI Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Another "AI" Savior. Right, so Zendesk – those clowns who sell overpriced helpdesk software – are now claiming their new AI agent can handle 80% of support...

Sora’s downloads in its first week was nearly as big as ChatGPT’s launch

Sora's Launch: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another AI Thing Everyone's Obsessed With. Right, so OpenAI unleashed Sora – the video-generating bullshit generator – and apparently, everyone lost their...

This Startup Wants to Spark a US DeepSeek Moment

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* AI Startup? Right, so some ex-Google and DeepMind types decided they weren't satisfied with just existing at the bleeding edge of AI. No, they had to go and form Prime Intellect, because...

OpenAI’s Nick Turley on transforming ChatGPT into an operating system

Oh, *Now* They Want to Run Your Life Seriously? ChatGPT as an OS. Fucking Great. Right, so OpenAI’s Nick Turley – and I use that name loosely because frankly, who cares? – is flapping his gums about turning ChatGPT into a...

Fans Call on Taylor Swift to ‘Do Better’ After Accusations of Using AI for Promo Videos

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Taylor Swift Fans Are Losing Their Minds Over AI (Seriously) Right, so apparently a bunch of people – mostly Taylor Swift fans, which should tell you everything you need to know – are having a...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, October 8th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9646, (Wed, Oct 8th)

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Wednesday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s breaking on the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try to...

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OpenAI Disrupts Russian, North Korean, and Chinese Hackers Misusing ChatGPT for Cyberattacks

Seriously? OpenAI Had to *Fix* This? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake... Right, so apparently some script kiddies – and by "script kiddies" I mean state-sponsored actors from Russia, North Korea, and China, because of course it is...

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Polymorphic Python Malware, (Wed, Oct 8th)

Seriously? *Another* Python Thing?! Oh joy. More script kiddie garbage. This SANS ISC diary entry details some polymorphic Python malware – basically, it changes its code slightly each time it runs to avoid signature-based...

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No Time to Waste: Embedding AI to Cut Noise and Reduce Risk

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks, Automation) Seriously? Automation in Pentesting Now? Oh, fantastic. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with the endless parade of poorly coded garbage websites out there, now everyone and...

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What to do when you click on a suspicious link

You Clicked A Link? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake. You Clicked It Didn’t You? Right, so you ignored every single warning your mother, IT department, and common sense ever gave you and clicked a dodgy link. Fantastic....