Month: October 2025

Figma's a Mess, As Usual Seriously? *Another* Figma Screw-Up Oh joy. Figma, that beautiful piece of software you rely on for… well, whatever it is designers do, has another gaping security hole. This one’s in their MCP...

Seriously? Another Ransomware Headache Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. They're *Collaborating* Now. Right, so you want a summary? Fine. Apparently, LockBit – those absolute wastes of oxygen – have decided being the biggest ransomware...

Password Graveyard - Ugh. Seriously? Another Password Article. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some researchers – and I use that term *loosely* – have been poking around at password reuse across a bunch of services....

Ugh. Another Phishing Thing. Seriously? This Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are using LinkedIn to lure people with fake job offers at Tesla and Red Bull. Not just any jobs, oh no. They're...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Chinese Hack Right, listen up. Apparently, some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – Volt Typhoon, because subtlety is *clearly* not their strong suit – are now taking perfectly good...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? China Again. And *Open Source*?! Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Some Chinese-backed hacking groups – they're calling them "Nexus Actors," real creative, aren't they? –...

Seriously? More WordPress Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: WordPress Themes Compromised *Again* Right. So, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it’s always script kiddies – are using compromised WordPress sites...

Figma's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Figma Again. Right, listen up you lot. Figma, that design tool everyone and their grandmother uses? Yeah, they fucked up. Badly. Some researcher...

Ransomware Cartels? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the script kiddies have decided 'working alone' is too much effort. Shocking, I know. This article details how LockBit...

Ugh, Another Breach Summary Seriously? Red Hat Got Pwned. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some clowns – apparently calling themselves "Scattered Spider" (original name, right?) and the Lapsus$...