Month: October 2025

Medusa Ransomware Actors Exploit Critical Fortra GoAnywhere Flaw

Seriously? Another One? Medusa's Still At It, Apparently. Oh, joy. More ransomware bullshit. The Medusa crew – because naming yourselves after a mythological monster is *so* original – are exploiting a critical vulnerability...

Security

BatShadow Group Uses New Go-Based ‘Vampire Bot’ Malware to Hunt Job Seekers

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: BatShadow is at it Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "BatShadow" – original name, I know – are now deploying a new piece of malware...

Security

Security Concerns Shadow Vibe Coding Adoption

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? "Shadow Vibe Coding"? Right, so some bright sparks – and I use that term *very* loosely – are letting developers code stuff without proper oversight. They're calling it “shadow vibe...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Google’s new AI bug bounty program pays up to $30,000 for flaws

Google's Pathetic Attempt at Damage Control Seriously? *Now* They Care About AI Bugs. Oh, now Google’s worried about their AI spewing garbage and potentially causing actual harm? After years of shoving half-baked models out the...

Redefining Security Validation with AI-Powered Breach and Attack Simulation

Ugh, Another Security "Revolution" Seriously? AI is Now Testing Your Security... Right, so apparently humans weren't completely useless at security testing. But now, because everything needs a goddamn AI slapped on it, we’re...

Microsoft kills more Microsoft Account bypasses in Windows 11

Microsoft's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have to) Seriously? More of *This* From Microsoft Oh joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of data harvesting – have decided that you...

Electronics giant Avnet confirms breach, says stolen data unreadable

Avnet Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Breach. Avnet This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Avnet – yeah, the electronics distributor, for those of you who haven't heard of them because you have a life – got hit...

North Korean hackers stole over $2 billion in crypto this year

Seriously?! Another Crypto Heist North Korea's Been Robbing Everyone Blind (Again) Oh, fantastic. Like we didn’t have enough problems, the goddamn North Koreans are at it again. Apparently, their “cyber actors” – let’s...

Clop exploited Oracle zero-day for data theft since early August

Oracle Zero-Day? Seriously? Another Fucking Oracle Mess. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some zero-day vulnerability in Oracle – because *of course* there is – has been getting abused by CLOP ransomware...