Month: October 2025

DraftKings warns of account breaches in credential stuffing attacks

DraftKings? More Like Draft*Failings*, Am I Right? Oh, joy. Another goddamn data breach. This time it's DraftKings, the online betting site for people with questionable life choices. Apparently, some assholes are using...

Google won’t fix new ASCII smuggling attack in Gemini

Google's Gemini is a Fucking Mess (and They Don't Care) Right, listen up, you lot. Google’s new AI chatbot, Gemini? It's got a problem. A *serious* problem. Some researchers found they can sneak malicious commands into it...

Understanding the interaction between Microsoft Defender for Identity and Secure Score

Defender for Identity & Secure Score: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Microsoft Defender for Identity and Secure Score? Seriously. Ugh, fine. I’ll explain it. Because *someone* has to. Microsoft wants you...

Vibe Coding Is the New Open Source—in the Worst Way Possible

Vibe Coding: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Vibe Coding. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – have decided actual code is too… structured? Too *logical*? Apparently, now we’re sharing “vibes”...

AMD to supply 6GW of compute capacity to OpenAI in chip deal worth tens of billions

AMD and OpenAI: Another Deal, More Problems Seriously? AMD's Selling Its Soul (and Chips) to OpenAI. Oh joy. As if things weren’t already a clusterfuck of silicon-fueled hype, AMD is now officially shoveling 6 *gigawatts* –...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 exhibit tables are selling out fast and time is running out

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Money (Probably) Seriously? People Are *Paying* For This? Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt begging for venture capitalists and wide-eyed startups to throw money at them. Apparently,...

Inside Microsoft’s AI bet with CTO Kevin Scott at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Microsoft's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Microsoft and AI. Here We Go. Right, so apparently Kevin Scott, Microsoft’s CTO – the guy who gets paid way too much to state the bleeding...

Adobe predicts AI-assisted online shopping to grow 520% during the 2025 US holiday season

Adobe's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, listen up, you pathetic meatbags. Adobe, bless their corporate hearts (not), is "predicting" – and I use that term loosely because it’s just a fancy guess based...

A 19-year-old nabs backing from Google execs for his AI memory startup, Supermemory

Supermemory: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another One. Right, listen up. Some 19-year-old kid – *nineteen*, seriously? – named Kevin Chen has apparently convinced a bunch of Google execs to throw money at his "AI memory"...

What to expect at OpenAI’s DevDay 2025, and how to watch it

OpenAI DevDay 2025: A Summary (Because You Probably Can't Be Bothered To Read It) Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Thing. Right, so apparently Sam Altman wants to show off again. This "DevDay" on November 18th is supposed to be a big...