Month: October 2025

Hackers exploited Zimbra flaw as zero-day using iCalendar files

Ugh, Another Zero-Day. Seriously? Zimbra's Got Problems (Again) - You're Probably Screwed Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns figured out a way to hack Zimbra email servers – again. This time it’s through maliciously...

Sam Altman says Sora will add ‘granular,’ opt-in copyright controls

Sora's Copyright "Solution" - Ugh. Oh, *Now* They Care About Copyright? Right. So, after unleashing Sora – that video-generating monstrosity – on the world and basically ignoring everyone screaming about copyright...

Instacrops will demo its water-saving, crop-boosting AI at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

InstaCrops: Another Fucking AI "Solution" Oh, Great. More AI Farming Bullshit. Right, so some company called InstaCrops thinks they've cracked the code to saving water and growing more crops with… you guessed it… AI....

If you’re not an AI startup, good luck raising money from VCs

VC Funding: A Complete Clusterfuck (According to Me) Seriously? AI *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another article telling me what I already knew – VCs are now exclusively throwing money at anything with "AI" slapped on it. Forget solving...

Security

Scanning Activity on Palo Alto Networks Portals Jump 500% in One Day

Palo Alto Scanning Spree - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, some assholes decided to go on a scanning binge targeting Palo Alto Networks...

Security

CometJacking: One Click Can Turn Perplexity’s Comet AI Browser Into a Data Thief

CometJacking - Seriously? CometJacking: Another Fucking Browser, Another Fucking Vulnerability Oh, joy. Another "AI-powered" browser, Perplexity's Comet, and surprise, surprise – it’s got a gaping security hole. Apparently,...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Discord discloses data breach after hackers steal support tickets

Discord Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh Joy, Another Data Breach: Discord Support Tickets Leaked Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Discord – yeah, the chat app your teenagers are probably using to plan… whatever it is...

Massive surge in scans targeting Palo Alto Networks login portals

Palo Alto Getting Poked At - Ugh. Seriously? Palo Alto *Again*? Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and probably some actual nation-state actors, let's be real – are currently having a field day scanning the internet for...